If you try to be a non conformist, you are conforming yourself to a category. Here’s an idea. Quit trying to be different and just be who you truly are.
You know Cracked.com, the humor site? One of their writers was interrogated for two hours by the Secret Service. They asked him, among other things, if it was true if he had Pocahontas' actual skeleton in his closet.
Pocahontas’ actual skeleton.
They asked him if he was involved in any terrorist organizations, to which he replied, no, but that he had been in an a cappella group in college. They demanded the name of it so they could follow up.
I feel safer already.
Wow! Just wow! Kinda speechless.